is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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