only if we run a train.
done.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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