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Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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