It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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