love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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