You really coming over, don't trick.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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