on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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