Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
