It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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