Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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