two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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