if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I cut my penus on the lid.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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