Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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