I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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