AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
im on a boat
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