I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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