you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
