i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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