But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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