you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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