i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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