New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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