He is an equal opportunity slut.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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