If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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