Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i think i have two assholes
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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