toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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