An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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