It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize