I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i used baking grease as lip gloss
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Randomize
