I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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