The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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