DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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