If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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