come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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