Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
