my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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