If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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