what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
as a side note pls kill me
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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