Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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