Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I fill condoms, not promises.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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