he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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