Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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