she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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