I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You're my little dorito
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Randomize
