while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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