Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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