Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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