i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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