Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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