I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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