dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
