Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
what day is it and did you see me today?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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