You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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