season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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