so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Randomize
